On the 12th day of Christmas, a nation gave to me...~
12 bottles of vodka!
11 plates of pasta!
10 piano sheets!
9 Christmas gifts!
8 ripe tomatoes!
7 purring cats!
6 pink ponies!
5 HAM-BUR-GERS!!!
4 pints of beer!
3 red roses!
2 polished woks!
And a drunk Brit with a cup of tea!
Merry early Christmas from Japan, lol.