Total Medals Earned: 31 (From
9 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 510 Points
Collapse a cloud by standing on it.
Bounce off a mushroom and into the air.
Collapse a wooden platform by walking over it.
Drop an enemy into some spikes, and watch it suffer.
Perform a massive aerial combo by bouncing off enemies.
Keep an enemy up in the air by attacking it.
Cast a spell for the first time.
Discover the standard 3-hit melee combo.
Fall into a pit of spikes and regret it.
Check out the credits page and maybe visit some links.
Buy the weakest version of every spell.
Stand on ice and slide around.
Stand on lava for too long and get hurt.
Beat Level 7 in under 50 seconds.
Beat level 3 in under 40 seconds.
Hit an enemy with a dangling icicle.
Beat Level 13 in under 60 seconds.
Cast a level 3 spell.
Lose your ability to cast spells, you don't need them.
Defeat any boss with their own projectiles.
Beat Level 19 in under 70 seconds.
Defeat any boss without getting hit.
Defeat 1000 foes in total.
Reach an experience level of 30.
Max out your HP and MP.
Complete the Boss Rush on hard or epic difficulty.
Complete the Foe Rush on hard or epic difficulty.
Collect every coin in every level.
Open every treasure chest in every level.
Complete level 20, rescue the princess and finish the game.
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
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Squish 100 slimes on the starting screen.
Die with over 999 bullets on screen. Your failure is forgiven this time.
Unlock all cheats and handicaps. Some of them are really expensive!
Use a bomb right after getting hit, and avoid the damage. Harder with less bombs and more health!
Destroy a steel or copper spike ball. Hopefully you'll learn your lesson and try not to do it again!
Go mad with cheats and reduce your final score multiplier to zero.
Bounce back 100 bullets or more with a single shield item. Fly into those enemy bullets!
Destroy a big bomb and knock out at least 3 enemies with it. Keep a look out for bombs in enemy formations!
Blow away 300 bullets or more with a single star item. Clear the screen when you need it most!
Score a mediocre 1,000,000 points or more in any level.
Score a decent 3,000,000 points or more in any level.
Score an impressive 5,000,000 points or more in any level.
Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 8-1.
Beat any 5 levels with 2 or more players. Friends are the best!
Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 2-3.
Get a \"Perfect\" in the 13th wave of level 7-1.
Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 4-4.
Beat any standard level with the Pacifist handicap turned on. You have to time-out every wave!
Beat any level with the game sped up by 30%. Use handicaps!
Beat level 1-3, including all bonus waves, in 2:00 or less.
Beat level 4-2, including all bonus waves, in 3:00 or less.
Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 9-4.
Graze 100 bullets or more in a single level. Get into the habit of grazing for points!
Beat level 5-2, including all bonus waves, in 2:30 or less.
Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 5-1.
Defeat 10,000 foes in total.
Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 6-4.
Beat any 5 levels with the Pacifist handicap turned on. Violence isn't always the answer!
Collect £100,000 from enemies in total.
Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 1-4.
Beat any boss with the Pacifist handicap turned on. The boss won't show you the same mercy!
Get a \"Perfect\" in the 13th wave of level 3-4.
Beat level 9-4, including all bonus waves, in 3:00 or less.
Beat level 10-1, including all bonus waves, in 2:30 or less.
Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 10-2.
Beat any boss with 2 or more players. Should be a breeze, right?
Defeat 1,337 enemies in total with Lance.
Get a triple-star rank 3 times with NoLegs.
Graze 2,000 enemy bullets in total with Natalie.
Collect 77 diamonds in total with Anna.
Pick up £7,000 in total with Matt.
Beat any standard level without getting hit at all. Simply try not to get shot.
Beat level 6-3, including all bonus waves, in 2:30 or less.
Beat any level with your attack reduced by 30%, and with bullet clearing disabled. Use handicaps!
Score an amazing 10,000,000 points or more in any level.
Rescue the beached sea creature and complete world 2.
Graze 1000 bullets or more in a single level. Should try this on a higher difficulty setting!
Defeat all 10 world bosses on Hard difficulty, with at least a B rank for each.
Vandalize an ancient machine and complete world 3.
Tear down the bushy fortress and complete world 1.
Smash the warrior of ice and complete world 4.
Defeat all 10 world bosses on Heavenly difficulty, with at least a B rank for each.
Beat any boss without getting hit at all. The best way to do this is to not get hit.
Eradicate the queen of pests and complete world 5.
Collect all 13 diamonds in any level in one run.
Burst the giant eyeball and complete world 6.
Nuke the iron behemoth and complete world 7.
Take out 60 of the eyeball boss's small eyes, during a single battle with it. Poke 'em out!
Vanquish the beast of nightmares and complete world 8.
Get a star rank in all 50 standard levels, on Hard difficulty or higher.
Shoot down the guardian of heaven and complete world 9.
Get a star rank in all 50 standard levels, on any difficulty.
Destroy the ultimate monstrosity and complete world 10.
Get a star rank in all 50 standard levels, on Heavenly difficulty.
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Slay the tentacle beast.
Slay the giant slime.
Slay the sentinel.
Slay the giant robot.
Slay the Pokemanz.
Slay your undead god.
Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
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Beat the game with only a few hours wasted.
Beat the game without wasting a single hour.
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
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Get a single spade in a spin
Get two wilds in a single spin.
Lose all your credits.
Win with three hearts.
Reach $10,000 in credit.
Win with four angry faces.
Win with 5 rows of platinum bars.
Get 100 spins in a single game.
Win with 6 rows of cash.
Win the Jackpot
Win with 7 rows of diamonds
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